Showing posts with label "wisdoms mouthpiece". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "wisdoms mouthpiece". Show all posts

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Please help me with this...

Somebody please explain this to me:


I acquired the above image from this site, which has listed multiple pictures of bad parking jobs (the specific blog post title being "Parking a Car Too Difficult For You?"), but I find it hard to believe that this was any legitimate attempt whatsoever by a human being to actually park a car. It looks like it was on the WCPO-Channel 9 News, so I feel like it is probably legitimate.

I would love any and all comments that might give some insight as to how this occurred. I posted a similar post a few months ago, but that was more for comedic effect. This one...I just need some explanation.

I promise you, I will not mock ANY response you post in reply to this. I will only mock the person who "parked" this vehicle. So...if you are the person who "parked" this vehicle...then I probably will make fun of your comment. Or maybe just you. Sorry.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Too long a break...

I apologize. I've been spreading myself too thin and, consequently, have been lacking in the blog post department. Unfortunately, this absence is detrimental to me seeing as my writing will hopefully serve as one of the many facets I hope to present a potential employer regarding my future avenues of income and life happiness.

So, here is the plan. I'm going to go and clear my head this weekend. I'm taking a rare vacation and will be visiting a dear, close friend of mine named Dave Matthews. Dave has this "band" of "musicians" and they manage to play music that makes me question whether Heaven consists of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates or just some grungy guy taking tickets for an eternal DMB concert. I would be so happy if it were the latter.

So once I've left surreality and have grudgingly returned to this world known as "reality," I will be getting back to work both in the professional sense and in the personal sense. If you are going to be at Alpine Valley this weekend and want to say hello, send me an e-mail and we can get in touch. If you aren't going to be at Alpine Valley this Saturday and Sunday, I would highly recommend that you do everything that is remotely within the realm of possibility to try and get out there.

I mean...how often do you get to enjoy Heaven on earth?

I know I tend to end my posts with song lyrics, but I thought I'd instead give you a few samples of the happiness that will be bestowed upon me in 43.5 hours...

The first of these clips is what I consider to be my favorite live version of any DMB song. While Warehouse isn't necessarily my favorite song overall, nothing tops this Central Park performance in my book...



The poetically beautiful insanity of the next video is one of the many reasons my legs feel like I've run a marathon the day after a DMB concert...dancing in place (on a hill) can be so tiring...



Finally, a rendition of my all-time favorite DMB song...not necessarily this specific version, (although this is a darn good one). God I love Two Step...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

This made me laugh out loud today...

This is a very short post. In fact, it's just one picture. But it made me laugh out loud multiple times throughout the morning.


Whether it's been photoshopped has now come into question at this point, but the truth is, I don't really care. I'm just going to assume it's not and continue to laugh at it every time I see it...

Friday, July 18, 2008

What makes a great "literary" work?

As a preface, this was originally intended to be a quick Tumblr post rather than a full-fledged blog post. But I like to write, so it turned into both. Consequently, this post doesn't contain my usual number of random links and videos, but since it's a slightly more serious subject than my usual posts, I think that'll be ok. Anyway, sorry for the boring intro.

I’ve recently engaged in a conversation/discussion regarding whether or not comic books and Harry Potter can be classified as legitimate “literature.” Well, not necessarily that they aren’t literature, but that they are on similar levels of what qualifies as actual literature.

This catalyst of this discussion was my excitement over the recent release of the trailer for the Hugo Award-winning graphic novel “Watchmen.” I explained, via Twitter, that “Watchmen” is an unbelievably deep and well-written work that is without a doubt more on the level of a literary novel than a comic book. In fact, it’s the only graphic novel (which is basically a comic book novel if you aren’t aware) to make Time Magazine’s “100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present.”

From there, the Harry Potter series was brought into the discussion as being compared to “Watchmen” in terms of literary level. This brought me to my first question, which is “What qualifies something as ‘literature’ in today’s day and age?” Unfortunately, due to time and space constraints, I’ll focus on the Harry Potter side of the discussion. The comic books as literature argument will come on a day when I have more time to concentrate on my words. I’m very defensive about my comic books, you see.

Moving along. In my opinion, Rowling’s ability to write a literary work that appeals to people ranged from age 6 to age 56 shows that she has indeed crafted what could be considered one of the “great pieces of writing ever written" (the quote from the other side of the discussion being that she had not created one of the "great pieces of writing ever written").

One reason I consider it to be so is that, while it may be written toward a younger audience, people of all ages have no problem enjoying the novels. Obviously it’s no “Pride and Prejudice” or “Great Expectations,” but at the same time, those novels are more or less unreadable for anyone under the age of 17 or 18 (even then, readers at that age will unlikely understand the depth and themes of the works). On the other hand, readers of almost any age can find very deep and important issues underlying the wizardry, spells, and flying broomsticks. Harry Potter covers themes ranging from the basic battle of Good vs. Evil to racism, discrimination, class-distinction, and accepting death as an inevitable part of life.

Specifically, the argument was presented that the Harry Potter series is one that, in 20-30 years, will not be something that appeals to adults due to its adolescent themes. My response to this: The Lord of the Rings is a series that has captivated readers of all ages since 1954. And while the films clearly gave it a major revival in 2001, it had certainly managed to stand the test of time even before the films were released.

My question is, between the Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia (which were released around the same time) and the release of the Harry Potter series, which literary works have had that kind of influence and inspired (in people of all ages) a desire to pick up an old-fashioned book and spend weeks, days, or (in my case) hours reading it?

Also, the argument was presented that people in 20-30 years will have little interest in reading the Harry Potter novels. I would say, as a 22-year-old reader who very much enjoys fantasy and science-fiction (as well as non-sci-fi literary “classics” like “1984,” “Lord of the Flies,” and “Of Mice and Men”), that I did not read any Harry Potter books until I was 20 years old and I immediately read the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time following my completion of “The Half-Blood Prince.” Now, under the premise of people "not wanting to read something like that 20-30 years later," (paraphrased) I might be considered an anomaly. And I’m very ready to concede that it was also a result of the exciting Lord of the Rings movies (which, I will again concede, in Harry Potter’s case, will be quite dated in 20-30 years), but that doesn’t mean I didn’t thoroughly enjoy reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy 20-30 years after it was written and published.

Similarly, some people are absolutely obsessed (not necessarily in a good way) with the Harry Potter series. I find it hard to believe that these same people, in the next 10-15 years, won’t be sharing their passion with their own children. I know, from personal experience with my mother, that parents will be inclined to share things with their children in the hopes that said children will enjoy those things as well. The reason I love reading as much as I do is because my mom read “Where the Red Fern Grows” to me as a six-year-old. I cried at the end, and I realized how moving a made-up story written on paper could be. Then she told me that, when she was my age, she had the same reaction to the novel.

Regardless, I think Harry Potter will have a hold on society for a long time because, as opposed to other works written for children and teenagers, Harry Potter was written for everyone, kids and adults alike. To me, that’s what lifts it from a level of an elementary-level work of fiction to a truly great work of literature. New trends will certainly appear over time, but, much like the Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia have failed to fall into the abyss of societal neglect, I feel Harry Potter will manage to survive and thrive as the series’ adoring fans continue to love the novels and pass them down to generation after generation.

This coming from someone who didn’t read his first page of a Harry Potter book until he was 20-years-old. Of course, that may be the reason I see it as a literary work rather than a children’s book.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My Top 5 Childhood Movies: The Final 2...

Ok, I’m back, and I know you’re excited. As I’m sure you were all on the edge of your seat (just like the last time), I thought it would be best to finish out my Top 5 list of my favorite/most influential childhood movies.

For a quick recap before reading these last two, check out the previous blog post if you haven't yet.

Let me preface these final two with this thought. I wish that at some point I had thought to count how many times I watched these movies. I’m almost positive that each would number well over 100 each (and probably many, many more). I realized this when, a year ago, I watched the #2 movie for the first time in about eleven years and discovered that I still knew probably 70% of the lines from the film. Whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, I’m not really sure. But I was happy. Here we go!

#2
In all honesty, even though this film is #2 of my Top 5, it’s the one that inspired this specific blog post in the first place. Why, you ask? Because the premise of 3 Ninjas was so absolutely preposterous that I was struggling to understand how I could have ever enjoyed it. You may think I’m kidding, but I was a pretty intelligent (and modest) child growing up. I understood a lot of concepts that most kids would have blindly overlooked in lieu of enjoying something for what it was worth. I realized that many of the shows I watched were absolutely unrealistic, and I often mocked them (while hypocritically watching them, obviously…but at least I knew they were stupid).

But somehow, throughout my youth, I always thought maybe…just maybe…it might have been possible for three very young kids to defeat hundreds of ninjas in battle due solely to their ninja prowess. Looking back on it, I think that was one of my (very) few moments of sheer idiocy:





In my defense, much like Surf Ninjas, 3 Ninjas had all of the elements of my childhood I cherished and revered: violence, humor, video games (the handheld Ninja Turtles LCD game they play in the film is the same one I owned…how cool is that?!?), and while it may not have featured Barbara Ann like Surf Ninjas did, it did feature a really, really sweet alarm that lit up when their mom was coming up the stairs to their room. If that didn’t get you excited as a kid, I don’t know what did.


#1
And here we go. The number one most influential movie to ever grace my childhood fantasies and dreams: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. I wish I could even sort of begin to express how important this movie was to me in my youth. I mean, as much as I loved 3 Ninjas, TMNT II is miles above 3 Ninjas as my all-time favorite movie as a kid. I watched it over. And over. And over. Just ask my mom.

Let’s get past the fact that I had been obsessed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles since as far back as I can remember. I have buckets of toys (yeah...I had the Pizza Thrower) that I won’t allow my mom to throw/give away (and I don’t even think she would because she cherishes my childhood happiness probably more than I do), I measured time in cartoon episode lengths (Mom's quote: "We're only three Ninja Turtle episodes away from Byron now, Mike") and the movies were fantastic (well...1 and 2 were...).

Now, I understand that the first of the TMNT movies is the “better film.” In fact, as a 22-year-old, I like it more than Secret of the Ooze. But, in terms of my childhood, this was the real deal for me. This was what I would watch any time I could. And then I’d act it out with toys, or, even better, live action fight sequences with stuffed animals and WWF Wrestling Buddies. Plus, Ernie Reyes Jr. (that’s right folks, of Surf Ninja stardom…although I believe his role in this movie came first) is the main sidekick. He was in TWO OF MY TOP 5 movies. I want to meet him and tell him this.

Anyway, here are just a few of the reasons I will always cherish TMNT II as my favorite childhood cinematic event:

The classic Vanilla Ice appearance and club fight scene:




And just some of the many fight scenes all conveniently compiled into one video (imagine me as a child acting these out…I reminisce frequently…)





And, as homage to the cartoon, here’s the first 7 minutes of an animated series episode. Nothing special about it other than the fact that it was available on YouTube so I figured I’d throw it in.






So there you have it. The top 5 movies of my childhood, summed up in two easy blog posts. I’m sure I’ll eventually write an entire post devoted to all of the aspects of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my youth, but, for now, this will have to do.

And I’d love to hear your top 5 childhood films as well. Or even your top 3. Or just your number one favorite childhood movie. Nothing like some good contrasting and comparing. So please leave a comment and let me know.


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